I spoke to Eddie Money ("Two Tickets to Paradise," "Take Me Home Tonight") this morning to preview his upcoming show at Harrah's on March 26.
He told me two jokes:
1. I went to the doctor and the doctor looked and me and said, "Sit down. You look really sick." After he took a look at me and ran all the tests, he said, "I've got good news and bad news." I said, "Doc, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "Well, we're naming a disease after you."
2. A patient sits down to talk to his doctor. The doctor looks at his chart and says, "Well, you have two diseases. The first is terminal cancer. The second is Alzheimer's." The patient sits there for a moment to think about it. Then, he looks at the doctor and says, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."